Creative way to Layoff

Posted on July 20, 2008. Filed under: humour | Tags: conference rooms, entrepreneur, fire drill, Funny, layoff, offsite, salary |

Creative ways to Layoff

 

1. Call everyone down for a firedrill and don’t let them go back.

 

1. Convert all conf rooms as recruitment rooms, and call competitors for hiring. Charge them for every person hired.

 

1. Take all for an offsite on a one way ticket

 

1. Sell the office space overnight and leave city

 

1. Sell the office space and rent back only half the space.

 

1. Call all employees to a small room, tell them whoever cant make it inside the room will be out of the company.

 

1. Get everyone is a room and tell them how one needs to be entrepreneurial to succeed. Then ask who all think they have the entrepreneurial spirit, ask all the people who raise their hand to leave and become and entrepreneur. Tell them the company does not trust them.

 

1. For the remaning people, ask who are not happy with the salary. Now since they saw the others leave for being entrepreneurial, no one will raise the hand. Drop the salary to half and repeat the question. Repeat the exercise till you get enough majority. Then do what you did in the earlier point.

 

1. Get everyone to attend a course on spirituality, get them to testify that they are not materialistic anymore. Then do any of above activities.

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